Twitter’s Funniest Tweets As Voted By Twitterers

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Twitter’s a joke. I mean, what can you really say that’s of any real importance with just 140 characters? There’s no depth, intelligence, or even the slightest of meaning on Twitter. There’s just a bunch of mindless people tweeting their moronic thoughts. And that’s great news for those that like to laugh, because often, you get some tweets so stupid, you literally LOL. Just like when you read these…
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Bill Nye

Here’s Scientist Bill Nye fielding another stupidly moronic question. I mean, who wants to know this other than someone who’s a porcupine breeder? What a prick (pun intended).
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Ellen Degenres

I can’t tell if I should laugh because this is funny in the way she means it, or, because she actually thinks she’s sexy.
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Jessica Simpson

Seems like the former queen of pop, and reality TV star, is going (and getting) nuts at the gym.
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@toyns

It’s funny, cause it’s true.
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Daniel Tosh

Funny cause it’s true. Again.
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Joe Rogan

So now we know what Joe Rogan does in his spare time. And, who he does it to.
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@ohMurrayyyy

The truth will either hurt you, or, make you laugh your silly ass off.
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Steve Martin

A tweet from the always-insightful Steve Martin. Also, anyone else notice he looks like a priest in his avatar?
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Kourtney Kardashian

Is there anything the Kardashians won’t sleep with?
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@markleggett

Correction: There are smart people on Twitter. Double correction: *Person (singular, not plural).
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@Hadzilla

You need to be born before 1983 to get this. Which means that only 3% of Twitter got it.
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@nachosarah

Sorry Sarah, we guys will sleep with anything. You free tonight?
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@sucittaM

Yeah, good idea M… but uhhh… they’ll be too drunk to care.
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@roblathan

Yup, very insightful Rob. Same goes for Twitter.
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